undomestication:

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”

so I said “what?”

And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

that lisa frank apartment is like something out of my childhood dreams and i need to stay there immediately

viewtiful-kim:

wierdrocks:

killerkitty707:

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

I hope the influx of porn blogs that followed me are enjoying my quality content before I take the time to block them all

manywinged:

if there is a raised flat surface i will find a way to hoist my little body up onto it and swing my legs back and forth cheerfully and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me but if you still want to try then prepare to get kicked in the face as i do battle with the combined forces of gravity and my lack of upper body strength

zombeesknees:

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

intimatopia:

does one have to “be okay”? is it not enough to simply, be “feral” and “sleepless”?

toryinnis:

toryinnis:

toryinnis:

“So, I’ve made a Kirby artisan keycap”

i had to post this because im losing my mind over square kirby

absolutely wonderful